Car Accidents Are No Bueno

On the way home from Grandmom's i got in a car accident. It totally wasn't my fault! I was completely stopped and got rear-ended by two other cars. The one that hit me was a little dented and scratched but it was driveable. The car in the back, however, was completely totalled. We had to wait an hour before the cop showed up. It was dark and rainy and i didn't have my coat or umbrella with me. Plus i had to pee! The girl who totalled her car had called her mom. Her mom's suggestion? "I have some toilet paper in my car if you want to run into the woods. You can pretend you're camping." Somehow i managed to hold it.

At one point i texted Jake "The cops still aren't here!!" His response? "Call them and say the accident was with a donut truck"

Kristie was on the phone with me when it happened. She said she heard the screeching brakes and the collision. She said it sounded bad but my response was a calm and confused "What the hell?" That's probably because i had just watched the car in front of me take a fast left turn and i thought it was that car that i heard screeching. Until i got hit of course.

This is the THIRD time my Civic's bumper has needed replacing. The first time was when i took it to Brake-O. The attendant guy backed it out of the workshop without re-engaging the brakes and slammed it into my brother's car in the parking lot. The second time i was in the dentist's office and when i came out there was a "my bad" note on my windshield. And this wreck would be the third time. And this is on top of how my Mazda 626 got totalled. I was parked in my dad's cul-de-sac and a truck with a cherry-picker bucket backed into it and smashed the driver's side to pieces. How can my poor cars have so many accidents without it being my fault??