Friday, June 19, 2009

The Apocalypse

So i know there's a bunch of signs that signal the beginning of the end. At least that's what people tell me. Specifically my dad. Whenever Obama does...well pretty much anything; whenever there's a hurricane; whenever a leaf falls off a tree. Yeah i'm pretty sure my dad's told me those are all signs that we don't have much longer to live. He says its says so right there in Revelation. He also told me that the plastic things that attach tags to clothes are called Knicklepoppers. And that the Beach Boys are really singing "Doodlelove" and not "Good Lovin'" That i'm actually a Bat Kid that watches over the frog people. But i digress...

I haven't paid much attention to my dad's insistence that the apocalypse is near. I mean would God really end the world before Clark Kent learns to fly? With Izzie and George hanging in the balance? Before the release of Directv HD Tivo?! Methinks not. But i have found three signs of impending doom:

1) My 9 year old sister now has her very own cell phone. And she likes to talk. A lot.

2) It's raining frogs and i'm pretty sure that's one of those plague things. On our walk last night Jake had to shoo at least 5 frogs off the road.

3) Jenn isn't totally against the idea of babysitting. When I jokingly mentioned that Ally might need a babysitter sometime I was fully expecting a tirade. Instead i got a resume and a speech about her super-awesome-babysittingness skills. She didn't even use the word spawn! I was waiting for lightning to strike me dead at that moment but it hasn't happened yet. So i went and took a picture of the frog. Beware the face of the Apocalypse.

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  1. allycatJune 21, 2009 at 12:30 AM

    actually the things that attach tags to clothes are called bullets...because the device used for the attaching is called a tag gun. maybe all the frogs are coming out to see you because you are the Bat Kid? wth does katie need a cell phone!?! when i was 9 i wasnt even yet allowed a phone in my own bedroom yet! i think george and izzie are dead since neither are going to be on the show next year. thats whole-heartedly depressing. i liked george. id rather they have sent him off to the army than killed him off. and if jenn wouldve babysat, why wasnt she here tonight so i could go to the wedding (not that i mind much, its not like i *wanted* to go).

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  2. LaurenJune 21, 2009 at 4:25 AM

    Izzie will be on the show next year. I didn't tell you 'cuz i didn't know if you'd consider it a spoiler. Katherine Heigl on Grey's

    Why didn't you go to the wedding? I thought you were gonna take Lucas with you? And Jenn didn't *want* to babysit and i think she had plans. I was just shocked at the revelation that she wouldn't actually toss the kids on the front porch with homeless signs.

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  3. LaurenJune 21, 2009 at 4:35 AM

    And TR Knight (George) is leaving the show but they haven't said that George is dying. Possibilities: 1) he dies 2)he goes off somewhere to heal and returns later as a "guest appearance" 3) since he's disfigured McSteamy works his magic and gives him a new face...so that a new actor could then play "George" 4)it's all a media lie and TR Knight isn't really leaving (although i seriously doubt that)
    TR Knight Leaving Greys

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