1) I'm unhappy at work and that makes me sad 'cuz i've always loved my job.
2) Not being able to eat whatever i want, like i did when i was a teenager, sucks.
3) Slow drivers really make me sympathize with the whole Road Rage thing.
4) I'm getting sick of all this gloomy rain.
5) If my 401k loses one more freakin' cent i'm gonna go ballistic on someone's ass.
6) When Jake is out of town and calls me at 5:45am to chat because he can't sleep it makes me think of pleasant things like this list. Especially when my alarm is set to go off at 6:45am. And i'm having a heart attack because the *only* reason i can think of to call someone at that hour would be because something terrible has happened.
Wow, how's that for "sugar and spice and everything nice?" :P
30th Birthday Biggest Lessons
3 years ago
1.) True happiness cannot be achieved at work unless you start putting rat poison in people's prescriptions.
ReplyDelete2.) You are getting old. Just wait until menopause, I hear that is a barrel of laughs.
3.) You have nothing on Ally. She punches me in the face just because I'm sitting next to her if there is someone going slow in front of her.
4.) Agreed. Although rainy weather makes it dark in the house and you can instantly fall asleep.
5.) Your 401k will be confiscated by the government soon to pay for the massive spending bills. Don't worry about it anymore.
6.) I empathize with your plight as my Mom thinks everything is an emergency and will call at those times just because she got a letter from someone advertising a tax service and thought it was a letter from the IRS. At that point, the only emergency I want is my own quick death.
1. why are you unhappy at work? it cant just be a new software system? you could always go to a diff pharmacy.
ReplyDelete2. you could just go ahead and eat whatever you want and be fat like me.
3. omg i cannot stand slow drivers. or people that pull in front of me. or people being in front of me at all. grr. argh.
4.yah what happened to it being spring and pretty. but like paul said, nothing beats the gloom to keep your room all nice and dark so you can sleep till noon.
5. you have like 40 years till retirement. money goes up and down, it only really matters if you were about to retire and no all your money is gone like our parents.
6. that is why my phone is kept on silent.
and look at the bright side...at least youre not pregnant
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